Josie was telling us a joke.
Josie: Where does a cow go on a Saturday night?
Us: Go to the moooovies!
Josie: Where does a horse go on a Saturday night?
Us: Go to the neeeeighbors!
Josie: Where do calves go on a Saturday night?
We looked puzzled, so she answered for us: To Graaaaaandma's house!
Audrey asked Papa after his shower if he found any tickets (ticks).
Josie, wearing her princess Anna dress that has an unfortunate hole in it: "I'm pretending this hole is a pocket."
Mike talking to Josie about work
Josie: Daddy, your feet stink!
Mike: Well yeah, because I work a lot. Josie, do you have a job?
Josie: ...No...
Mike : Does mom have a job?
Josie: Yeah. She does the dishes and I do the silverware.
Josie: Daddy, your feet stink!
Mike: Well yeah, because I work a lot. Josie, do you have a job?
Josie: ...No...
Mike : Does mom have a job?
Josie: Yeah. She does the dishes and I do the silverware.
Audrey: Remember when Millie was in your tummy?
Me: Yeah. Where were you?
Audrey: Um...in my bedroom.
Me: Ohhhh....
Audrey: Where were you? In the living room?
Me: Yeah. Where were you?
Audrey: Um...in my bedroom.
Me: Ohhhh....
Audrey: Where were you? In the living room?
Josie after tripping over something : Ow! I hurt my Yankee toe.
Josie while looking out the window at a farmhouse: Oh cute! Their house is by corn.
After hearing daddy tell Audrey to hurry up: Hurry down, mom!
Me: What does that mean?
Josie: It means slow down.
Me: What does that mean?
Josie: It means slow down.
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