I give up.

Sometimes it's just not worth it to even try to fix that hair.

Note to self: Don't put her to bed with super wet hair (which just so happens to happen every bath night).

And another view, just you can understand how ridiculous it is:

But just to show you how I'm not always a failure, I made this meal. Doesn't it look delicious? Black Bean Burgers and oven fries. Yes. Good.